Second Beat Songs
I'm just an eldritch creature of indeterminate gender, here on this plane of existence for the sole purpose of cutting the world's music in half - one beat at a time
About SBS
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I love weird garbage
I create weird garbage
the rest will remain a mystery
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(not updated as frequently as the blog; sorry)
Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson
Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake
Don’t Stop Me Now by Queen
Take on Me by A-Ha
Spooky Scary Skeletons by Andrew Gold
Spooky Scary Skeletons Remix, by Andrew Gold (feat. The Living Tombstone)
The Phoenix by Fall Out Boy
Megalovania by Toby Fox
All Star by Smash Mouth
Theme from Shaft by Isaac Hayes
Mr. Brightside by The Killers
thank u, next by Ariana Grande
A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton
Judas by Lady Gaga
Mile Deep Hollow by IAMX
Space Song by Beach House
Take Five by The Dave Brubeck Quartet
Big Time Rush by Big Time Rush
Deepthroat by Cupcakke
Two Trucks by Lemon Demon
Call Me a Hole, a Nine Inch Nails/Carly Rae Jepson mashup by pomDeter
Me! by Taylor Swift (feat. Brendon Urie)
Old Town Road by Lil Nas X
Old Town Road Remix by Lil Nas X (feat. Billy Ray Cyrus)
All About You by Hilary Duff
You Get What You Give by New Radicals
Hanover Hideaway by Nice Enough People
Karkalicious by Broadway Karkat
Bury a Friend by Billie Eilish
Thriller by Michael Jackson (here’s the other half)
Gravity Falls Theme
Axel F (The Crazy Frog Song)
Prisencolinensinainciusol by Adriano Celentano
The Mii Channel (Plaza) Theme by Kazumi Totaka
Jessie’s Girl by Rick Springfield
Uma Thurman by Fall Out Boy
Long-Forgotten Fairytale by The Magnetic Fields
We Didn’t Start the Fire by Billy Joel
Tunak Tunak Tun by Daler Mehndi
I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas
Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
Jaws by Lemon Demon
Carry On Wayward Son by Kansas
It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) by R.E.M.
Touch-Tone Telephone by Lemon Demon
Whip It by Devo
Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom!! by Vengaboys
Moskau by Dschinghis Khan
Back to You by Selena Gomez
Rasputin by Boney M.
Girls/Girls/Boys by Panic! At The Disco
This Year by The Mountain Goats
Andrew in Drag by The Magnetic Fields
Genghis Khan by Miike Snow
100,000 Fireflies by The Magnetic Fields
Raise Your Glass by P!nk
Born This Way by Lady Gaga
Firework by Katy Perry
Numb by Linkin Park
Wilson (Expensive Mistakes) by Fall Out Boy
Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver
Everybody Talks by Neon Trees
The Sims 2 Theme by Mark Mothersbaugh
Caramelldansen (Speedycake Remix) by Caramella Girls
Friday by Rebecca Black
Potential Breakup Song by Aly & AJ
Love Shack by The B-52s
Radioactive by Imagine Dragons
WAP by Cardi B (feat. Megan Thee Stallion)
One Week by Barenaked Ladies
Send Me on My Way by Rusted Root
All These Things That I’ve Done by The Killers
Stacy’s Mom by Fountains of Wayne
Take a Chance on Me by ABBA
September by Earth, Wind & Fire
Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz
What’s New, Scooby Doo? by Simple Plan
The Best Day of My Life by American Authors
Witch Doctor by Cartoons
Monster Mash by Bobby “Boris” Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers
Zombie by The Cranberries
Reaganomics by Lemon Demon
The Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Picture Show
How Far We’ve Come by Matchbox 20
Angel With a Shotgun by The Cab
Take Me To Church by Hozier
Tik Tok by Kesha
(Don’t Fear) The Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult
Dancing Queen by ABBA
Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year by Fall Out Boy
(I’m Spending) Hanukkah in Santa Monica by Tom Lehrer
Video Killed the Radio Star by The Buggles
All My Little Words by The Magnetic Fields
All I Want For Christmas Is You by Mariah Carey
Christmas Unicorn by Sufjan Stevens
Christmas Wrapping by The Waitresses
Tongue Tied by Grouplove
Girls Just Want to Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper
Bang! by AJR
Bye Bye Bye by *NSYNC
Shut Up and Let Me Go by The Ting Tings
Fireflies by Owl City
Scotty Doesn’t Know by Lustra
Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by They Might Be Giants
Discord (Living Tombstone Remix) by Eurobeat Brony
Everytime We Touch by Cascada
One More Time by Daft Punk
Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads
Rockstar (Sea Shanty) by Nickelback feat. The Lottery Winners
Sugar, We’re Goin Down by Fall Out Boy
Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper
Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani
Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
Let’s Have a Kiki by Scissor Sisters
Hey Ya! by Outkast
Montero (Call Me By Your Name) by Lil Nas X
The Cult of Dionysus by The Orion Experience
Would You Love a Monsterman? by Lordi
Ho Hey by The Lumineers
It’s Time by Imagine Dragons
Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance
Don’t Trust Me by 3OH!3
Can’t Hold Us by Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Leave It All To Me (Theme from iCarly)
Jenny by The Studio Killers
Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO
Cover Girl by RuPaul
Toxic by Britney Spears
Nails, Hair, Hips, Heels by Todrick Hall
True Trans Soul Rebel by Against Me!
Everyone Is Gay by A Great Big World
Cotton Eye Joe by Rednex
We Will Rock You by Queen
Education Connection Jingle by Falcone
Wannabe by The Spice Girls
Somebody To Love by Queen
Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) by ABBA
Space Jam by Quad City DJ’s
I WANNA BE YOUR SLAVE by Måneskin
Out Of Touch by Hall & Oates
Fruit Salad by The Wiggles
Cha Cha Slide by DJ Casper (Hardino Mix)
Bubblegum Bitch by Marina and the Diamonds
Barbie Girl by Aqua
Ievan Polkka by Loituma
You Spin Me Right Round (Like a Record) by Dead or Alive
Always Something There To Remind Me by Naked Eyes
Potential Breakup Song + Gravity Falls Mashup
She Blinded Me With Science by Thomas Dolby
Airplanes by B.o.B feat. Hayley Williams
Monster Rap by Bobby “Boris” Bickett
Werewolf Bar Mitzvah by Tracy Jordan
Shia LaBeouf by Rob Cantor
Witch Doctor by David Seville
Ghostbusters by Ray Parker Jr.
Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson
Gotta Get Up by Harry Nilsson
Shake It by Metro Station
Do I Wanna Know by The Arctic Monkeys
No Children by The Mountain Goats
Puppy For Hanukkah by Daveed Diggs
Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds
Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt
Caramelldansen: Christmas Version
Santa Baby by Michael Bublé
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go by Wham!
Think About Things by Daði og Gagnamagnið
January Hymn by The Decemberists
Jolene by Dolly Parton (slow)
Starman by David Bowie
MMMBop by Hanson
Mamma Mia by Abba
Satellite by Lena
Royals by Lorde
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon
The 7th Element by Vitas
Dancing in the Dark by Bruce Springsteen
What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction
Eat Your Salad by Citi Zēni
Electric Love by BØRNS
Grace Kelly by MIKA
Poker Face by Lady Gaga
Die Young by Kesha
Hungry Like The Wolf by Duran Duran
Shaketramp by Marianas Trench
Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana
Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars
Ex’s & Oh’s by Elle King
Hold Me Tight (Or Don’t) by Fall Out Boy
Walk Like an Egyptian by The Bangles
Down with the Sickness by Disturbed
Gay Bar by Electric Six
Cool for the Summer by Demi Lovato
IDK If I’m a Boy by Blue Foster
When My Boy Walks Down the Street by The Magnetic Fields
Papa Was a Rodeo by The Magnetic Fields
Hall of Fame + Patrons
Those attempting to purchase my silence:JC AndreverSong Sabotage:Sokudon
Kat
Chase Yeaman
JacobRhythmic WrongdoingAmras Felagund
Baby Bird
Beth C
Brian Schmitt
Ritt!
Danny Lightning
Emerald Feather-Heart
Hal Bowden
Ethan McQuarrie
The RQvist
whod99Musical Mischief:Amelia
Bernadette
Jane Sherbrooke
Maria
William Helmke
Yon~Solvers of the Gravity Falls challenge:awkwardcontent
rokasai
bellabart12
muggle-the-hat
wonderbound
randomgeeknamedbrent
princessxombie
arneyblay2
draw-thy-sword
howardtheducknewton
infinitesimalpancakes
politepoltergeist
tyriantyrant
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